// ============================================ // RAGE ANGEL - SITE-WIDE CODE // Location: Site Code/MasterPage.js // ============================================ import { session } from 'wix-storage'; import wixUsers from 'wix-users'; // ============================================ // SITE INITIALIZATION // ============================================ $w.onReady(() => { // Check if user is logged in const user = wixUsers.currentUser; if (user.loggedIn) { console.log('๐Ÿ‘ผ Welcome back, faithful one!'); session.setItem('rageangel_userId', user.id); } else { console.log('๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ Welcome, anonymous sinner!'); session.setItem('rageangel_userId', 'anonymous'); } // Initialize Angel Points for new sessions if (!session.getItem('rageangel_angelPoints')) { session.setItem('rageangel_angelPoints', '0'); } // Check for Purgatory items pending checkPurgatory(); // Inject the Rage Angel footer (optional) injectFooter(); }); // ============================================ // PURGATORY CHECK // ============================================ function checkPurgatory() { const purgatoryCount = session.getItem('rageangel_purgatoryCount') || 0; if (purgatoryCount > 0) { console.log(`๐Ÿ”ฅ You have ${purgatoryCount} messages in Purgatory.`); // Could show a notification here } } // ============================================ // FOOTER INJECTION // ============================================ function injectFooter() { // This adds the "Angel watches" footer to all pages const footer = document.createElement('div'); footer.id = 'rageangel-footer'; footer.style.cssText = ` position: fixed; bottom: 10px; right: 10px; color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.3); font-size: 11px; font-family: 'Inter', sans-serif; text-align: right; pointer-events: none; z-index: 9999; text-shadow: 0 0 10px rgba(0,0,0,0.8); `; footer.innerHTML = ` ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ The Angel watches. You are never alone in your drafts. `; document.body.appendChild(footer); } // ============================================ // GLOBAL EVENT LISTENERS // ============================================ // Listen for page visibility change (user switches tabs) document.addEventListener('visibilitychange', () => { if (document.hidden) { // User left the tab console.log('๐Ÿ‘€ The Angel sees you stepping away...'); } else { // User returned console.log('๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ Welcome back, sinner.'); } }); // Listen for beforeunload (user trying to close) window.addEventListener('beforeunload', (event) => { const wrathScore = parseInt(session.getItem('rageangel_wrathScore') || '0'); if (wrathScore > 5) { // If they're in the middle of a high-wrath exorcism, warn them const recipient = session.getItem('rageangel_recipient'); if (recipient) { event.preventDefault(); event.returnValue = 'You have an unfinished exorcism! The Angel is disappointed.'; } } }); console.log('๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ RAGE ANGEL: Site-wide protection active.'); console.log(`๐Ÿ“Š Current Angel Points: ${session.getItem('rageangel_angelPoints')}`); Home | Rage Angel
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Rage Angel is a digital intervention system designed to prevent digital regret. In a world where we fire off angry texts, passive-aggressive emails, and impulsive DMs without thinking, Rage Angel steps in as your guardian angelโ€”>

forcing a moment of pause, reflection, and ritual before you hit send.

Unlike mindfulness apps that simply tell you to "breathe" or "think before you speak," Rage Angel makes youย earnย your send through an interactive, nostalgic, and surprisingly cathartic experience.

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